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kawaiicornsnake:

hey dont be a dick to people who work in mcdonalds or clean toilets or empty bins or sweep streets or put your food through the till in the supermarket because u know what they go home to their family every night too and they are just as valid as you theyre doing these shitty jobs which means you dont have to do them so be fucking nice

seersuckerandsand:

The usually ignored, but probably best quote from mean girls.

seersuckerandsand:

The usually ignored, but probably best quote from mean girls.

icy-brunette:

reblog if u remember

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time in 3rd grade i was playing tag and i tripped and fell down a hill and i kind of just laid there in my own blood for a few minutes face-down and these boys came up to me and were like “is it dead should we hide it”

lovegoodtonks:

what a great time to be gay at Hogwarts

lovegoodtonks:

what a great time to be gay at Hogwarts

People who make the same face in every picture

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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emptydragonseverywhere:

thebisexualbutterchurn:

proudgayconservative:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

So true…I need to stop watching this.

Now he’s dancing “Under the Sea”

I just watched this while having Pitch Perfect’s rif-off scene on. Not only did this stupid thing dance with every single song no matter what, but as soon as Beca sang “shorty get DOWN” the little motherfucking dID A FUCKING SPLIT. 

emptydragonseverywhere:

thebisexualbutterchurn:

proudgayconservative:

tonsoftreble:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with any music you play!

He’s dancing to Carry On My Wayward Son. It’s surreal.

AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS. THIS TOOK UP ANOTHER 2 HOURS OF MY TIME TRYING TO DEFEAT IT. 2 FUCKING HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. THIS IS LIKE CASTRATING MY INNER MUSICIAN. I TRIED GREGORIAN CHANTS, AFRICAN TRIBAL DRUMS, AND EVEN THE OLDEST SONG KNOWN TO MAN AND NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT. I’M GOING TO GO QUIT DREAMS NOW.

So true…I need to stop watching this.

Now he’s dancing “Under the Sea”

I just watched this while having Pitch Perfect’s rif-off scene on. Not only did this stupid thing dance with every single song no matter what, but as soon as Beca sang “shorty get DOWN” the little motherfucking dID A FUCKING SPLIT. 

danboobs:

bee-elle-bee:

Remember when Dan got fired for calling in sick to go the Reading Festival?

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And now he’s presenting it.

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OH GOD